I'm going to jail i love you
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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