Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
