And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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