OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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