Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
zippers are such a cool invention
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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