Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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