Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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