Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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