Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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