I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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