"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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