if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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