do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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