I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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