I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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