So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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