he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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