Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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