So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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