i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
home. puking in laundry basket.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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