things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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