last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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