i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
