HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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