I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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