She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
