oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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