Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I don't deserve a penis
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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