I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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