What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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