you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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