Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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