Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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