Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
You were trust falling into bushes
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
