every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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