why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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