Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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