I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Randomize
