You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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