He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Is it penis luge time yet?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Bring me that man meat
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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