Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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