I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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