trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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