D3 body, D1 cock
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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