just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Randomize
