I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
