He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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