it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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