I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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