quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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